My Mom’s on Facebook
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A hair metal anthem for anyone whose mom is ruining Facebook! Music and lyrics by Blood of TigerCat. Visit backoftheclass.net for more. Follow us twitter.com (for the comedy) and twitter.com (for the rock). Download the song for free at our blog: www.backoftheclass.net Become a Facebook fan: j.mp LYRICS: You used to be a special place for all my college friends. A sanctuary in cyberspace, but every love story ends. (Facebooooook…..) Why’d you have to go and lose your exclusivity? Now all my nightmares have come true… my mom just friended me! Since she joined she spends all her time checking my news feed. My interests are no longer bubble butts and sticky weed. She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars and Flixtered “You’ve Got Mail.” She washed the colors with the whites and posted “laundry fail” (’cause now)… CHORUS My mom’s on Facebook. She found a new way to nag me. My mom’s on Facebook. Comments whenever friends tag me. My mom’s on Facebook. She only got it to stalk me. My mom’s on Facebook. My childhood photos cock-block me. My wall is not for e-mail, mom, you’ll never get it right. And gifting me some sexy lips don’t mean a kiss goodnight. She keeps on adding all my friends, they just think she’s a joke… except for Steve who says that she’s a mom he’d like to poke. (She’s a MILP!) Mama read my 25 Things and each and every note. Now she knows I lost a bet and had to wax my scrote. Suggests new pages every day from “hugs” to “Will and Grace.” It’s getting to the point …
25 Responses to “My Mom’s on Facebook”


fakt goood…..
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lol
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Ohh mm GOD DAM YOU MARK ZUCKERBURG!
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haha wow, this song is so true
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Great song. And I don’t mean only lyrics, even the music and video are awesome
You are amaaaaazing =)))
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my mum dont know how to turn on the pc xD
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BOL!!
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My mom’s on facebook too
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So is it wrong to decline Mom’s friend request? XD
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My mom’s on facebook…
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I advised her no to, its a bad site for them
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i like the bohemian rhapsody graphic in the middle
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My dads on facebook and I always find myself deleting posts cause he might see them
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do we have to go to myspace -____-
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my mom’s on facebook T_T
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my moms on facebook… but she dosnt know how to use it and she’s not aware im her friend (:
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A “no older than 35″ rule should be set or something
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My Grandmom and mom is on Facebook.
After this i’m glad i don’t bother with blogs
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i watch this show at truebloodepisode . net
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I stuck with myspace for this very reason.. my mom, and big brother.. any form of authority can keep track of you including your boss… facebook kills privacy.. I know someone who got fired for her comments on facebook .. so the only smart thing to do here is DONT SIGN UP FOR AN ACCOUNT.. losers
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My Dad’s on Facebook. WIll there be a song about dads on facebook?
They can be just as bad
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really great song !!!!!
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funny as fuck!
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pouri
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excellent
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